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The Sacred Ruins
by Chen Dong
To rise from defeat; to revive amidst the dissipation. As the vast oceans turn to dust and the thunder and lightning fade away,That strand of spiritual mist once again approaches our great world. With the shackles that bound our world now severed—A whole new world of mystery and wonder awaits, As we turn the corner...------The Sacred RuinsIs a story set in a post-apocalyptic world. A world that has recovered to a state that is roughly equal to our own world in terms of technology and culture, al…
The Accidental Bride
by Chhavi Gupta
She goes to a wedding but ends up being the bride...Priya, a sweet beautiful girl, has a huge crush on Rahul in spite of the fact that he always ignored her... She still has eyes only for him. Her heart gets shattered into a thousand pieces when she gets to know that Rahul is getting married to his girlfriend... The events turn around and she has to marry him to save his family's name. Join their journey to see how the cute, funny and romantic incidents bring them together.
A Princess Reborn
by Authorprincessjody
Lina Carter, a fearless ex-soldier, never expected her life to end in a tragic accident or to wake up in someone else's body. Reincarnated as Princess Isabella, a timid royal trapped in a loveless marriage to Prince Nicholas Henry, Lina soon discovers the dark truth behind Isabella's fate.But Lina is no fragile princess. Determined to make the most of her new life, she transforms into a force to be reckoned with, outwitting the scheming prince and his secret lover. With humor, strength, and cunn…
Not the daddies she expected
by Unusualdee
Warning This book contains explicit and matured BDSM/Erotica content.Married, sex-deprived Anna didn't expect that her sexual fantasies will be fulfilled to the peak when she decided to accept the invite of the Twins sibling she met on Tumblr, until she got to their mansion and she was caged and prisoned after signing a legal consensual form.“Why did you accept our invite? Tell us again, ” Jacob asked Anna as he slapped her already, red swollen cheek.“Because I want you guys to treat me like a s…
Xyrin Empire
by Yuan Tong
The legendary tale of the Xyrin Empire is not about its struggles... or the tempest of another world or some cultivation myth. This is a super-serious, super-hard sci-fi novel about saving the world. Take what I’m saying seriously... Not.Okay, this is just a funny story about a deceptive human emperor, bringing his bunch of slippery alien leaders to have fun saving the world every day.Chen Jun is an unmotivated otaku who turns into the Emperor of an ancient intergalactic magic sci-fi empire. Wit…
Reborn As An Interstellar Giant Mosquito
by Step leap
A bloodsucking mosquito with the soul of a student, seeking revenge, rose from being weak to powerful, step by step from this unassuming life planet 'Earth', becoming a powerful force in the entire universe!Literary version: Reborn as a larva, striving for self-improvement, and ultimately transforming into a terrifying giant mosquito. From then on, I roamed freely across the universe, traveling the vast universe's starry sky!Passionate version: You weak cosmic creatures! I'm using my mouthparts …
Anti-cake Dungeon Delving! (BL)
by doravg
Leander is a healer. But he is not like those healers who have it all: the fame, the money and the harems. Because he is chubby. Ranked only F, he struggles with life as a new recruit in the Adventurer's Guild. Until he sees a poster that changes his life and sends him on a journey to lose weight, get the fame, money and the harem. Except, his harem will be full of men. But, such is fate.This is a slow burn BL harem with dungeon delving. It follows the old adventurer's guild troupes with some tw…
Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women
by TheLastMan
Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous.One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world.Author's Notes:I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intrigu…
Forced To Be His Bride-Fated To Be His Mate.
by Eliza Selmer
Fate can be a funny thing. One minute, you are the beloved daughter of a powerful alpha, and the next, you're nothing more than a tool used to join forces with another strong pack. And if you don't go along with what is expected of you, the one who is using you for personal gain will make your life a living hell and destroy anything that is precious to you.Because of this, Denali Ozera finds herself married to the cold and ruthless Rosco Torres, alpha of the Crystal Fang pack and enemy not only …
The CEO's cute girlfriend is a werewolf
by Ajrini
When they were young, they met and fell in love. She knew then that he was the One. But the past came hunting her, tearing them apart. Now they older. He is successful, handsome. Every girl's dream man.She is penniless, a desperate girl with two kids... and a werewolf.What can be a more unlikely couple? But the moon whisper otherwise!_____________________________________Warning!! Some of the chapters may contain an explicit violence, curse word, some hinting on sexual content. Especially 7 chapt…
The Fluffy Adventures of the Reincarnated Vampire (GL)
by WeebWrites96
Hello, everyone it's your favorite cuddly and fluffy vampire princess, Lily! I am here to ask you to give this story of mine a try. Ahh, you need incentive. Well, I have lots of cute brides that all have unique personalities, and I believe you will love this very heartwarming and fluffy story , but don't let it fool you, there are surprises along the way. There are also plenty of funny and embarrassing moments for me as well, such as the time I yelled,"I No Longer Have My "Son," Thank You, Godde…
The Legend of Fuyao
by World Convergence
While excavating tombs, an archaeologist, the “red-haired witch,” causes too great a disturbance, becoming a martyr as a result of the grave chamber’s collapse. Seventeen years later, she finds herself transmigrated into the Five Regions Continent as the delinquent, Meng Fuyao, who struggles to survive in the lowest rungs of society. As a tsundere, crafty, loyal, vengeful, bold, and sharp-tongued woman, she has a unique charm that draws people around her.Follow the funny Fuyao as she defies fate…
I Am Not A Detective
by Seabed Walker
A smart and handsome young man unexpectedly travels through Hokkaido and meets a calm and intelligent black long straight detective girl. In this world where the Japanese police are known as the "salaried barrel group," they work together to cleverly reason and solve countless suspenseful problems... Of course, this is impossible. What is actually being said here is that a young boy was struck by lightning and crossed Hokkaido. By chance, he unexpectedly met a foolish detective girl who was know…
In Love with a Stranger
by Mcllorycat
Eden McBride has terrible luck with both men and job hunting so she is stuck working in a kids' pizza restaurant after finishing college. The last thing she expected was that her perfect match would be her coworker in the dog mascot costume. Troy is kind, funny, and has a great taste in books and movies but there is one problem...she has never seen his face. Eden doesn't realize there is a second, bigger problem. Troy has another secret involving the rather compelling reason to keep his face hid…
A Series of Tumblr Posts
by TheOverWorld
Neither gender oriented. Just a vent posts of mine from Tumblr that I posted to quotev and now here. These are vent posts.
Dragged Into Another World Because of My Otaku Friend
by AkaShion
Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world.Except me...I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob.Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world.But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep.But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room.And guess who got sucked in with him?Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons.Me? I…
Mafia’s Revenge
by goldenwriter172
“I’m being forced to marry the Cruel Mafia Boss.”Joanna Smith’s perfect life suddenly took a drastic turn when the Cruel Mafia Boss demanded for her to be his new bride.“Do you wish to know why I married a fragile woman like you?” He had asked her, his voice dripping with coldness.Joanna nods her head, wanting to know the reason behind her marriage to such a dangerous man.“You are paying a debt, sweetheart! A debt your father refused to pay off before his death!” He laughed metaphorically, as th…
The Lycan Queen Reborn
by dpenofdestiny
"You're not supposed to exist.""Funny. I was just thinking the same about you."Penelope has spent her whole life being reminded she’s nothing—no wolf, no family, no future. Just a broken girl stuck at the bottom of the pack’s food chain.Until the night everything snaps.One murder. One mistake. One mate she never chose.Now the girl they ignored is glowing with a power no one can explain. Witches are watching. Vampires are circling. Alphas are kneeling—or bleeding. And Penelope? She’s not running …
Funny Chats
by dtjiappdev1999
This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.